That love is not about whether you get stabbed,...
Yes it’s true that I once went through life as the guy who always had to rhyme life with strife! Yes I’ve been burned, I’ve been spurned, And through it all yes I have learned, That love is not about whether you get stabbed, But how slow the knife gets turned! But my friends I’ve found an animal who doesn’t feel this pain, And my life is so much better now that I can feel the same! Because...
Adam: Is this the game? You chase me like I’m the fucking Beatles for six months and then I finally get comfortable and you shrug? What the FUCK is wrong with you?!
Hannah: I’m scared okay? I’m really scared all the time. I’m like, very scared all the time.
Adam: Join the fucking club.
Hannah: No. Because I’m more scared than most people are when they say that they’re scared. I’m like, the most scared person who’s alive.
me: a girl i went to high school with is a practicing doctor fuck i need to sort my life out simon: fucking hell what the fuck man me: others of them own houses and have like… multiple children MULTIPLE
wheresthedoorknob: Some mornings you’ll wake up And I won’t be there But only because I’m out Plucking flowers to try to impress you And maybe I’ll come home With a wilted daisy But you’ll treat it like a bouquet Somehow Even if it’s just So I won’t beat myself over it
NYC Pride Parade Outfit Suggestions?
I’m really happy you’re doing great and I’m… well… I’m just fine.
Think I’m going to spend two hours straightening my hair and then decide once and for all that it doesn’t look good and just only wear it natural.
This one time
I met a boy at a party and we went and finger painted on this wall in my neighborhood and discussed existential issues and made out for a bit. Then he got committed for being a paranoid schizophrenic.
giving myself a sad to distract from other sads is...
me: how can i be sad about four boys at once FOUR that’s insane friend: leave some boys for the rest of us, anna me: although one of them is only because i was using it as a distraction from the others friend: so no sads about that one only three sads, much easier to keep track of me: giving myself a sad to distract from other sads is not a good plan
I just want to drink coffee and smoke...
and have someone make me heart shaped pizza with heart shaped toppings… and go to the new vegan doughnut store and buy me lavender lemonade when it’s hot out… and link me to cute gifs of cats hugging things or turtles pushing other turtles… and draw me pictures of dinosaurs when I’m sad… and tell me I’m cute when I first wake up, even though my hair is...
My mother reminded me...
…how incredibly bad I am at math… and always have been. My parents sent me to years of math tuition and I still only scrapped through. Me and math are not friends. Introduction to NZ literature? A Visual Communication? A+ Math? No.
nessajay: I don’t even want a boyfriend. I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, and thinks I’m the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me. And it makes me feel very stupid to tell you this because it makes me sound like a girl, who wants to like go to brunch and I really don’t want to go to brunch, and I don’t want you to like sit on the couch while I shop,...