January 2012
WatchMarry me.
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wake up now you’re wasting time you have no hope, you can take mine i don’t know what’s in your head but i know what’s on your mind. you woke up feeling not yourself, but you don’t really want to be anyone else and you’re sick of this and you’re sick of hearing how that won’t change a thing. the panic that is in you and all around you it...
New Rule
Do not use the word party as an intransitive verb.
“I partied so hard last night.”
Somehow I don’t think so.
“You must have been partying pretty late…”
GTFO.
“Gosh, you sure party a lot!”
FOAD.
No Pants Subway Ride this weekend
Been looking through documentation of previous No Pants Subway Rides trying to find evidence of girls with big, lumpy, pasty, stretch-marked, bruised legs like mine…. No such luck.
I’ll do it anyway, just wanted to know how disturbed everyone will be by actually seeing cellulite. High disturbed apparently.
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Of late I’ve been reading Murikami on the way to and from work. Reading Murikami reminds me of being in Japan (funny that!) mostly because of all the place names and Japanesey things but also because I read Norwegian Wood while I was in Japan.
Today on the subway I was in my own little Murikami world and overheard someone listening to Eminem on their ipod and thought it was peculiar to...
An empty subway car, like an empty supermarket or an empty library. No one to participate in tacit social contracts with. Our six-year-old selves take charge. Swinging on bars, jumping, skipping, yelling. In the moments we rule the world, the only rule we make is: ‘It’s ok to act like a six-year-old’.
December 2011
Win a Edudemic iPad from Edudemic http://t.co/tgg44cXu via @PunchTab
Accidentally put my mittens on the wrong hands and then shrugged and told my hands “Now you can see how the other half lives.”
alvyswinger replied to your post: “population density is much higher in new york so…
What kind of insensitive asshole would say such a thing?
Only my favourite insensitive asshole! <3 <3 <3
“population density is much higher in new york
so it shouldn’t take you too long to move on”
Lana Del Rey is vile… but her music is ok.
Don’t make me sad, don’t make me cry Sometimes love’s not enough when the road gets tough I don’t know why Keep making me laugh, Let’s go get high Road’s long, we carry on Try to have fun in the meantime Come and take a walk on the wild side Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain You like your girls insane Choose your last words This is the last...
I got an apartment!
It’s in East Williamsburg. It’s pretty grungy in a somewhat grungy area but the rent is cheap.
The room is a tiny ‘loft’ room which is lovingly referred to as ‘the treehouse’… I can *just* stand up in it and my head touches the ceiling. It’s unfurnished and up a super steep ladder/stairs. Also: It’s on the fifth floor and there is only a...
heart smashed
ok, whatever… shit happens, etc, etc.
someone in new york feed me tequila.
i’m in love with a boy and he’s on other side of the world our whatever it was was really just in it’s infancy so it’s hard to be too attached to it or whatever but people are always so upset when babies die i think because of the unfulfilled potential or something
“Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with...”
– Lemony Snicket (via misswallflower)
Here's a fun game:
You name a place in New York and I’ll go there.
(Pref Downtown Brooklyn, Williamsburg, East Village-ish) but anywhere is fine… I need to branch out anyways.
This is mostly in aid of me figuring out what the heck to do with myself.
Ok, GO!?